Goth Renovations Ltd

“Wow, wait, where did you get these cobwebs?”

“I don’t know, I guess they did it for free, it wasn’t on the invoice.”

“You know it’s funny, we just paid for the floors to sound haunted, and they suggested we hire one of them to roam around the attic dragging chains around and moaning. It’s worked great so far.”

"How often do you have the moaning?”

“Oh, like every couple of days at night, right before we go to bed. It just gets to be a bit much after a while, so we’re trying to spread it out.”