Days Late, Dollars Short

How to use the future robot overlords for dumb what isn’t-even-actually-that-fun? I think this might be our best mode of resistance at this point.

DS = (d² * A * √P) / (1 + e^(-C)) + (O * L * R)

Where:

• DS = Dollars Short (final calculated amount)
• d = Days Late (primary variable)
• A = Account Age Multiplier (0.5–2.0 scale)
• P = Principal Amount (original invoice value)
• C = Credit Score Factor (0–850 scale, normalized)
• O = Overdue Percentage Modifier
• L = Legal Risk Coefficient
• R = Regulatory Penalty Rate
• e = Mathematical constant (2.71828)
• √ = Square root function

This formula introduces:

• Exponential growth via squared days late
• Account age impact
• Principal amount scaling
• Credit score dampening effect
• Overdue percentage influence
• Legal and regulatory risk components
• Logarithmic complexity through exponential term

Would you like me to break down how each component contributes to the final dollars short calculation?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

No thanks Claude, this has gone far enough I think.